Today I slept in until 10 am, I didn't put on any makeup and out the door I went to the beauty shop to get my hair cut into a pixie. I loved it! I then put the top down on my car to let the wind blow through my short hair and when I got home it was green from all the pollen and so were my car seats. I took the water hose to them and now the inside of my car is soaked and it will take days to dry out. So I went inside to get some dinner cooking and realized I had dropped my ear ring in the pot roast and it was so hot it melted the plastic into the juices. Oh well, who will notice. It will be a little gummy. Hubby came home and I still had no makeup on and when he saw my new hair-do he said he hates women with short hair...get out...so I packed my laptop and my new bed pillow and drove in my wet car to the next town, where I ran out of gas and am sitting on the side of the road. Now the mosquitoes are eating the flesh off my neck from having no hair and I'm sitting on wet seats from washing todays pollen and a cop pulls up and gives me a ticket for blocking the side of the road. He ask me where I got this laptop while looking at me like I swiped it or something. I tell him the story of how my day went and his answer to me as he handed me the ticket, was...next time put on some makeup and grow your hair back. What a bad day! Some may even think it was a fool's day!
